Hot and Cold Tap water as seen through a thermal camera.
Wash yourself with either
L A V A
Or
V O I D
when I tell yβall I DIED
this is vile LMAO
(via toastbutteregg)
“Ma'am, I understand you need to empty out your desk, but–”
It has just occurred to me that OP was talking about a breakup.
No wait yours is so much more powerful
(via kimpossibooty)
i don’t know who blessed us with the editing for this show, but this is the single funniest thing i’ve ever seen
(via destroymylife)